There are far too many creepers in the world. If you don’t know what a creeper is, you are lucky.
Creepers just don’t pick up on you; they creepily pick up on you. Creepers are grabby and won’t leave you alone. Creepers have ulterior motives.
Creepers won’t leave you alone even when you tell them to bugger off.
Creepers will use your friends to get to you.
Creepers like the idea of you, but they lack the ability to appropriately deal with you.
Creepers tell you how much they love tall women in a creepy voice as you walk away, so you pretend not to hear. Then you end up changing your route so you won’t have to bump into them.
Creepers stand outside the Walgreens because you forgot to pack some stuff for your Seattle trip. They tell you to walk slower so they can enjoy the view while you hurry into the store and give your nervous laugh.
Creepers should just go away.
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